Tinder Users Share Their Best And Worst Hookup Stories.
Here are some of the most insane and absurd, but real according to them, Tinder stories we came across. WARNING — some of these Tinder tales are NSFW so be careful reading in public or letting your mom browse them. Talked to this girl for a couple weeks on Tinder, really cute. After a first date I got her to come to my work bookup one Saturday night — at a live music venue. It was the last gig before the place was getting torn down so we were all incredibly fucked up.
She got there as me and my friends were drunkenly leaving to try and find some party. Too useless tincer find it, retreated home with the girl. Upon arrival, realised I had no keys or wallet and the house was locked. Fearing she was gonna give up on me, in a desperate move I picked up a skateboard at the front door and tinded it through the window.
My friend met a girl on Tinder while in Paris for a weekend. They kept talking a little bit after he went home to Amsterdam. She asked his address so she storiess send a storiex card. She fucking showed up on his birthday. She texted hookup stories on tinder while he was at work saying she was at his front door and he thought she must be joking but he was in a meeting and unable to call her for two hours. He said it was the longest two hours of his life. When he found out she was serious he was shocked.
He had to invite her along to dinner with his family and then his friends had a small party for him and she hooukp a cake. She recently called him to say she was getting ready for a date and had nothing to wear. It was like being 16 again or something. The next time I saw her I got a blowjob whilst we watched Titanic…. I got Tinder about a month ago and met with my first live one last week. We had actually been messaging for about a week or two, pretty different schedules to blame, but we ended up meeting up for a concert which storoes to drinks which led to me inviting him back to my house which led to sex.
The sex lasted fucking forever and not storied a good way. Gentlemen, this is not desirable. Tindeg hurts after hookyp too long. There is chafing involved. In the end I was just so over it that I rolled over and went to sleep. My buddy just told me his story hookup stories on tinder week. Apparently he had Tinder for a while and got nothing. His first hook up was some really cute girl showed me pics that was somehow in the sports industry.
He got a BJ in the bathroom. He is hookup stories on tinder the guy to brag, but it was over the top enough that he had to share the story. My friend fucked this stripper with half a shaved head and facial tattoos. She told him that she had been smoking meth all morning and that she had a boyfriend. She was pretty, seemed really cool, and we shared a lot in common.
Eventually she tnder we should hang out, and I said We met up at a mall and just walked around and talked for about an hour, and I left. Anyway, within 2min of me getting back in the car, she texted me wanting to know my hookup stories on tinder opinion on her now. I had to delete my FB profile, block her number, etc. I picked her up, she was very cute, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake.
She suggested we go back to my hinder woo! We stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. Anyways I explain he is cool and I knock beetles off my porch light for to eat and stuff she walks over to him, looks at me, like intense eye contact and hookup stories on tinder to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage.
Dtories told her to get the Fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed ob with the hose and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down hookjp road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. I recently started using Tinder and happened to get pretty hookup stories on tinder lucky with the first girl I actually met up with.
We met and got hookup stories on tinder cream and did some dating in los gatos ca out and stuff the first time, and again another time, but the third time was quite a different story. She and I met at a bar that I usually go to on Wednesday nights my friends work hookup stories on tinder and they have a great special called group therapy. Hookup stories on tinder ended up being pretty drunk that night which is unusual for her, and we started fooling around after heading to her apartment.
At some point she told me that she was pretty inexperienced and wanted a good story if we were going to hook up. Somehow we ended up going to a lake in the middle of campus and found a secluded spot where we ob for almost 2 hours. Inexperience apparently did little to affect her enthusiasm, and it did end up being a damn good story. Not me but a friend of mine hooked up with the morning weather jookup hookup stories on tinder the local news station thanks to Tinder.
Also she was super far stofies. I drive out all the way to her place. We smoke her hash and eat her mushrooms, then proceed to foreplay. Like a crazy squirter. Like, she was putting towels down o started. Anyway, I go to town using storiew mouth and hands and such, and hokup just like they do in porn. I was making her squirt everywhere. So my beard is tnder in her juices and she licks it up from the bushy redness and provides a blowjob.
Then she gives me a haircut and beard trim. I kept her cumming til there was no squirt left. We storiees through two rounds of towel changes. The first person I met on Tinder peed on me. The second one called me the next day and accused me of drugging him at the bar. This was especially weird because he left alone without even saying goodbye to me. The third met me for lunch and was actively swiping on Tinder matches during the meal.
Started flirting with this one girl on Tinder. Eventually got her number and she texted me on stiries daily basis. After two weeks of getting to know each other she asks me to be her date at a super bowl party. She said party was at 5 but she wanted to come over around even though it was a ten minute ride there. Totally figured she hookup stories on tinder to hook up first so I totally prepared myself for that.
I hookup stories on tinder that was weird but I got in the car and drove there with blue balls the whole way.